Born to Fish, Forced to Pay Child Support
Born to Fish, Forced to Adulting
Born to fish, forced to drive in traffic
The struggle is reel
Gone fishing, won’t be back
I’m supposed to be at work
Coming to work? Not today boss, going fishing
This is more fun when I’m naked
Adultting is hard, I rather fish
Me. You
A bad day fishing is better than a good day working
This keeps me out of trouble
Jerking it as much as I can
Everyday is a good day to jerk it
Jerk it hard when she bites
I came here to get some bass
When my rod met a hooker
I expect to jerk it a lot today
Cast out hookers in the name of fishing
Fishing is the solution to all things
Two things I like fishing, & jerking my rod
Born to fish, forced to babysit the boss
Born to fish, forced to pay bills
Born to fish, forced to answer emails
