This is my therapy
No wife happy fishing life
Born to fish, forced to go to school
The older I get, the more I jerk it
Jerking releases tension
Pulled out my rod and she ran away
Skilled master baiters have more fun fishing
My rod makes them come
I’m a reel bass chaser
Big rod envy is reel
It’s ok to jerk it around other people
Wife doesn’t I caught crabs
Reel master baiter
Rules for the boat
Chicks love big rods
Born to fish forced to drive in traffic
Born to fish forced to adulting
Born to fish forced to pay child support
Born to fish work is just an interruption
Work pays for bait
Born to fish forced to eat my wife’s cooking
Born to fish forced to visit my in-laws
Born to fish forced to watch romantic comedies
I fish to avoid humans
